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* A young girl was walking through the woods one autumn afternoon.  She came upon a small human-like creature sitting on a rock, bent over with his head in his lap.  As she approached him, he raised his head and said to her "Go away, I'm a goblin..."

* What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?  They both like a tight seal.
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* Michael Jackson's favourite song: I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles.

* What did the guy pixel say to the young girl pixel?  Blow me.

* A child was set a sociological language study assignment, to learn one sentence from each member of his household.
That evening the child went to ask his father, he saw him attempting to seduce the cleaner.  "Let me stick my penis in you," his father Sirened.
Next he went to speak with his mother.  She was on the telephone to the tax man, "I am not paying you a fucking bribe for nothing," she informed him.
The child climbed up to his sisters' room and through the door heard squelching sounds followed by her scream of "Superman!"
The next day at school he recanted to his teacher the wise words of his family.  "Let me stick my penis in you."
"Young Tony that is no way to speak to a teacher."
"I am not paying you a fucking bribe for nothing," he continued.
"I will send you to the principal if this continues.  Who do you think you are?"
"Superman!"

* Two bulls were standing on top of a hill checking out the cows below.  The young bull said to the old bull, "I'm gonna run down and fuck a cow."  The old bull said, "I'm gonna walk down, and fuck 'em all."

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