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* Two nuns in a bath; one says "Where's the soap?" the other says "It does, doesn't it."

* Two friends were riding their bicycles home when one said to the other "I know a shortcut," and turned down a cobbled road, the other said "I've never come this way before."

* Save Trees Eat a Beaver

* What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves?  Russell.

* What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a barrel of water?  Bob.

* Stick up for your Dad, he stuck up for you.

* A man was telling his buddy in a bar about his wife's drinking habits.  "She told me that she had tried a bit of strong, tasty Dicken's Cider and really enjoyed herself all night for a change."
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* A man woke up in hospital surrounded by his wife and his young son.
"What happened?" he asked his wife.
"You were bathing with our son, young Tommy, and he pointed to your penis and asked what it was.  You told him it was your fireman.  When you fell asleep young Tommy played with your fireman, it spat at him so he bit its head off," his wife told him.

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